justdunsparcethings:

REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

(Source: scalemail, via wawaqueen)

sandrino-partyoffive:

wawaqueen:

2012: you mad bro
2014: is you mad or nah

Or naaaaaaaaah!

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physicallyattractive-dog:

awardweiner:

i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate

by Fall Out Boy

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guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

assgod:

i regret every selfie a day later

(via wawaqueen)

partickstump:

i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)

(Source: brenodnurie, via darkthoughts-andbrokenpromises)

tupacaroni:

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

(via thestorys0-lame)

thistimeillmake-you-proud:

deanovak:

when youre googling your homework assignment and you find a website with all of the answers

image

this.fucking.gif.

(Source: deanovak, via darkthoughts-andbrokenpromises)