Sometimes I’m a dumb shit while other times I’m still actually a dumb shit
now you know how people with glasses see.
WOAH is this how it really is?
YES THIS IS VERY ACCURATE
when someone takes off your glasses and asks HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP HAHA. yeah. now you understand. you aren’t blind without glasses, you’re just a little out of focus.
do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man
A baby otter’s first attempt at swimming and floating.
I love when new followers are like
LIBBY COOPER, YOU’RE A STAR
Life hack: conquer your fear of the dark by becoming the thing other people fear in the dark.
I know it’s supposed to be a joke but it works
Joke? Please. Make people fear you.
so nice when u can be quiet with someone without it being awkward
OK SO ME AND MY MOM AND DAD LIKE TO JOKE THAT MY BROTHER IS ADOPTED SINCE HE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE US AND TODAY HE FOUND OUT WE WERE JOKING.
HE THOUGHT HE WAS ADOPTED.
HE TOLD ALL HIS FRIENDS HE WAS ADOPTED.
HE FUCKIN FELL FOR OUR DUMBASS JOKES FOR THREE YEARS
do you ever realise just how lonely you actually are
I love when people shut the fuck up
nice people are rare we must protect them at all costs